Showing posts with label MY FACE IS REDDER THAN YOURS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label MY FACE IS REDDER THAN YOURS. Show all posts

Friday, October 19, 2007

HALF-MARATHON PART II

Carley-"Inês I think you are about to have a stroke"

Inês-"Why do I look red?"

Carley-"Ahh, a little bit... Come here maybe we should take you to the nurse before you die..."

Inês-"I don’t understand, I put Italian foundation, this is supposed to block out any trace of real Skin..."

Carley-"Ah well judging by your colour or you are about to join the Lord or you have English genes and just got sunburn in the Algarve... Oh my God I just realized your sneakers aren’t Prada. Yuk you are discusting!!!"